Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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