You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
operation harelip BJ is a go
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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