Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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