Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
