I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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