What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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