My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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