Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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