So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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