is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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