gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
This is classic penis vs brain.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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