Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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