5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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