return my video game
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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