i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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