playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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