If i come over, it means nothing
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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