Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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