i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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