I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
