4 words: hood of his car
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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