I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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