Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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