Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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