My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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