Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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