We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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