so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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