is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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