You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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