He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I have feelings that need drinking.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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