I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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