i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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