So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Randomize
