she was so not down for the gang bang
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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