And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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