so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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