She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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