Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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