I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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