how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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