shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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