I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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