i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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