Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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