Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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