his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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