just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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