I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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