Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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