So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Randomize
