Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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