Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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