Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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